If the earth were flat cats would have pushed everything off it by now
I used to pretend that I didn’t understand sexual jokes on tv so my parents wouldn’t find out how dirty I really am
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"I don’t ask anyone to stay- (via melindacarolinee)
Not anymore
The phone may tremble in my hand
But never again
Will I beg for someone to love me"
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“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“
“What are you going to make with it?”
“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”always reblog cabbage lady
raise the happiness level of your entire dash
Reblog cabbage lady for good luck in 2017 🍀
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